神棍 Religious Cheats?

In this “Dream trip”, I was with my mom.
In a large hollow of a cave, we came upon a “siddha” wearing white top and long pants.
He looks to be of Indian origin.
He was sitting on a pedestal about 7 feet above ground.

Then he open his mouth and made a funny sound, vibrating his lips!
His mouth is real big and wide and when he vibrated his lips, his mouth is stretched vertically to a height of about 4 inches or 10 cm.

He descended from the pedestal and start handing out “tickets” with 2 portions.
He made those he comes upon tear off one portion, and these indicated the they have to make donation of certain amounts.

The one that my mom got is for $20,000!

My mom rushed off dragging me along to get the funds.
We climb a flight of stone paved steps, about 20 steps.

When we reach the top, I discovered that I am without shoes!
I told my mom that I have only one pair of shoes and I have to go back to get them.

My mom was impatient and she said to buy another on our way.
I refused and turned back to retrieve my shoes.

We didn’t make the donation after all, as we noticed a lady assistant of this “siddha” also wearing white but in a dress with her breasts almost spilled out!
She was soliciting funds from susceptible males ogling her breasts!

We realised these are religious cheats, attempting to cheat any susceptible visitors to their premises.

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Dear all,
Seems I went on yet another “Dream Trip” to yet another evil practice premises!

Hahaha!

Interesting to visit these crooks, masquerading as Religious Gurus though.

Cheers all

Om Guru Lian Sheng Siddhi Hom
Lama Lotuschef

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